Delta Carousel
Or, The Dangers of Unattended Luggage
Spinmaster fuckline tekker allen awayly. Stumpid whirler; girly roller. Givet! Givet backen! Been’t eater hambags, been’t. Needer, favs.
“Helpen, biggerman?” Frillerman—girlyun—sayen. Arl bigness wore.
“Spinmaster fuckline tekker-”
“Stayen bit longly, favs,” frillerman gains. Canon’t stayen—vehicled o’longly.
Midhung, bray. Beenmight eatward.
“Slopper o’chick, servestress—em perk. Bignessly, favs,” id. Flammy chesters am servestress. Flammy be wayward aside, id pleasen squeezly. Course been’t. Mest thinkly squeezen orn.
Slopper been felleaten, pure hardsweller. Lorken in papes be. Have’t shooten many o. Sadly, for braken been’t. Pure hardliver, swainly.
“Perk gains?” yen servestress. Hape been’t speaker flarnsk a longun, veritello. Mest longungly. Artful lonefell. Gushpumper hurten alwayly. Vetellen o’body for. Yenbody asken.
“Vesqueezen yol flammy been’t, eh?” asken id o’servestress.
“Gesh! Midfucken, scummy!” Enslappen abole checks o’id. Hem—asken’t getten’t.
“Fellaman, all o’to taked awayen vebeen’t beenmight. Ged…” arl sait bigfrillerman.
“Ged?”
“Ged all o’yon flyward atly,” weaslying frillerman.
“Flywardly o’out?”
“Helland, fellman.”
“Helland?! For gern Swansly own. Midflyward Helland for gern Swansly own?” Admitten, velossen id. Midanger o’frillerman. Midanger be fellgather. “Cockerman, bigfrillerman! Garcocker be clouten!”
“Ve, fellaman. Veclouten be midanger o’id!” Enclouten o’bigfellaman, id. Fellstrongly. Tumblemaster fucket, fucket, fucket—arl longly don bonkwardly.
Biggerfrillermen scram to’id. Scram for scramblen, getten aller. All floorward, bare dres. Rollen, spatten. Shitbaggeren lock headly o’id. Cuft.
Prisoned et vunderly aero nen. Frillermen sourly pegotten em doublo locket id. Fargunds. Met wently fur hambags glebacken. Crimin’o? Narn, thinkly id.
“Immen fur, gebbyman?” sem bedfella acro. Gronts fed un medderman. Meb te we’medder genex? Arsheck.
“Fetten,” id glib, tren markest vecullen.
“Fetten—yon? Screnny fur fetten, arn?”
“Muh.”
Teller o’corn flowly fell geranked. Medderman koppet fur squash mer teller, em stank gepufft. See’n streg peeps o’id em florts, “Venna sem?” Id see’n streg wallers.
Legless mekken streng o’cassa, em siff per wek. Stillet net hambags, eber. Frillerman spillen vetly fur hoto. Hed mu.
Hoto reck dun erg fards. Ald fuh 70s-nineten, met lest. Wallerpapes o’yell, sicker yell ad per billy upliver. Eb nen menner, zek hoto vegammen. Chepstrate, frillerman o’aero.
Cepterlass mekken ballyeyeballen fuh ballack and tresil o’id, thinker. Wanna. Slap med servestress, ten, stel hanger. Tank borter ed task per squozest temmer flammys. Bedder nen.
Ga ben schwer o’wass hetter, ed lax bet po. Hypo-soffen bet, brod. Cebben laxer vesoffen, as blangen spinner o’id. Dec mekken fuh nen, sayen alwayly.
Konk, konk. Der bells. Ep tor upen: Cepterlass!
“Erbo, bigbally. Fence fuh mekken?” osh.
“Mekken war?” sabe o’id.
“Lunv, obvo.”
Fully narren shluten tem fatballyeyeballen pro wacksteck o’id. Narren, narren.
Bringsh med bet. Tundras clobber osh—shers, skers, tem cracker-venevers. Rar smood fannen en arl. Smood pot tard. Vipper wacksteck o’id bunt glorine o’lass. Ao!
Tardfully, pempers ken fuh mers ed mers. Clebber strokt pen leccystrokt; em ed on. Quiv fuh quov, saw. Motploy, digiploy, eb bungplucker ploygen. Pempen wilt nen pempen argen, torn finfully plode, arl med flammy o’cepterlass.
“Remzerb, vecallen,” id jekker.